Welcome to Earth, Human Seven Billion!

Not too long ago, we learned about VHEMT, the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement, a small organisation led by American Les Knight that wants us to stop breeding and DTFO already. Unfortunately for Les, human beings have been ignoring his warning, and are still having Catholic sex all over the world. Over two billion people have plopped out of a woman’s vagina in the last 25 years, all of them ready to feast on our endless supply of natural resources and revel in humanity's lack of enthusiasm for war.

Today, the seven billionth person was born. We can't really be sure who it is, so the UN awarded the "accolade" to a number of different newborns across the world. While we are looking forward to the monotonous hours of arguments publicity-hungry parents will be having over exactly whose kid is the seven billionth, we thought we'd go out onto the already overcrowded streets of London to see if anyone wanted to bitch about it with us.

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